6/21/2012 (7:54pm) 1 note

Me: Please don’t buy that, I’ll disown you if you do.

Sister: But everyone in work is talking about 50 Shades of Grey. They say “it’s a great book.”

Me: Calling it a book is like calling speed stacking a sport. It’s possibly the worst written book since Da Vinci Code. (We both agree on that)

Sister: What would you know? You read all that Hitchens stuff, he cant write for shit.

…bitch is on her own now.

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