Me: Please don’t buy that, I’ll disown you if you do.
Sister: But everyone in work is talking about 50 Shades of Grey. They say “it’s a great book.”
Me: Calling it a book is like calling speed stacking a sport. It’s possibly the worst written book since Da Vinci Code. (We both agree on that)
Sister: What would you know? You read all that Hitchens stuff, he cant write for shit.
…bitch is on her own now.
